Chicken poop for the soul 2 more droppings book

[cotton]

Yes, that is the actual name of this book.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> It is a parody of the chicken soup books. Well anyway somebody by the name of Kip Hakala made up a list of similarities between Abraham Lincoln and Jim. Tell me what you think of these.<br><br>1: Both Abraham and Jim were born to a mother and a father!<br>2: Both Lincoln and Carrey were born on the same continent in the same millennium!<br>3: Lincoln was eventually followed by a president named Truman, while Carrey onced played a character named...Truman!<br>4: Both Abraham Lincoln and Jim Carrey had beards, except for Jim Carrey! <br>5: Both Abraham and Jim were married to their first wife!<br>6: Abraham was a lawyer, Jim played a lawyer in Liar Liar!<br>7: Abraham went to congress 1847 as a Whig; in his picture The Mask Jim wore a wig!<br>8: Neither Abraham nor Jim graduated from high school!<br>9: Neither Abraham nor Jim ever served a single day in the U.S Senate or won an Academy Award!<br>10: Both Lincoln and Carrey were taller than 6 feet yet shorter than 7 feet!<br>11: After being shot, Lincoln was carried across the street while Carrey has often been driven in a Lincoln Limousine!<br>12: No one had ever heard of either Abraham or Jim until they became famous!<br>13: Both Abraham and Jim drank spring water from the U.S.A.<br>14: Neither Lincoln nor Carrey ever saw a motion picture made by the other one!<br>15: The first name of both Lincoln and Carrey end in the letter m, while neither of their last names end in e!<br>16: Abraham was shot in the dark; Jim saw the motion picture A shot in the dark!<br>17: Jim's first tevevision appearance was on a show called The Duck Factory, while in Abrahams last public appearance he forgot to duck!<br>18: Abraham was born 1809; Jim was born exactly 153 years later!<br>19: Abraham freed the colored slaves, Jim starred on the show In Living Color!<br>20: Lincoln's father's first name was Thomas, his mother's maiden name was Hanks; Jim is a close friend of Tom Hanks!<br>21: Abraham was cast forever in marble, Jim was cast in Batman Forever!<br><br>Sooooooooooo what do you think? <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub76.ezboard.com/bjcomessageboard.showUserPublicProfile?gid=cotton@jcomessageboard>cotton</A> at: 11/10/03 4:36 pm<br></i>

[ruthy]

It sounds like a crazy Jim fan putting his own weird sense of humour in writing!!! Whether it will be a best seller...I don't know. Maybe alot of Jim fans will buy it! <p></p><i></i>

[gothichyppie]

WOW! I never noticed that!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-family:georgia;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>A n d r e a</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></p><i></i>